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Old Jaffa Chicken Jerky (2.5 oz) The spice route. In a bag. Most "Mediterranean" jerky is oregano and a prayer. Slapped together by people whose closest brush with the Levant was a hummus tub. This one took the long way. Old Jaffa is named for the ancient Mediterranean port — three thousand years of trade ships, spice merchants, and slow turning shawarma spits. Turmeric leads, cumin and coriander follow, paprika and garlic round it out. A whisper of MSG (the same umami in real aged Parmesan and ripe tomatoes) carries the whole thing. This isn't Mediterranean flavored. This is the port at sunset. 🌅 The Flavor Golden turmeric warmth up front. Toasted cumin and bright coriander follow. Paprika, garlic, and a sharpen of black pepper. The whisper of MSG lifts every other ingredient like a sound engineer turning everything up half a notch. Picture a charcoal grill behind a sea wall, oranges ripening on the tree, the call to prayer in the distance. Carry that in your gym bag. Heat Level: No Heat. Pure flavor. This one is savory, not spicy. If you want it loud, try Mediterranean Fling for North African warmth or Ghost Of Tokyo if you want the burn. We won't be offended. 💪 Macros That Actually Stack Up Per Serving (1 oz) Per Bag (2.5 oz) Calories 80 210 Protein 13g 34g Total Fat 2.5g 6g Total Carbs 1g 2g Total Sugars 0g 0g Sodium 640mg 1,610mg 34g of protein. 210 calories. Zero sugar. Zero water added. Keto, paleo, carnivore, low carb. All check. And your "Mediterranean diet" snack bar with 22 ingredients is suddenly very, very nervous. 🧂 The Whole Ingredient List 11 ingredients. All of them food. Chicken Thighs, Chicken Breasts, Salt, Cumin, Turmeric, Coriander, Paprika, Garlic, Black Pepper, Curing Salt (Salt, Sodium Nitrite [6.25%]), MSG. Yes, MSG. Read on. About the MSG (since you're going to ask): MSG is glutamate plus sodium. The same glutamate in Parmesan, miso, tomato paste, mushrooms, and your grandmother's chicken soup. It was demonized in the 70s by a chain letter and stayed there. We disclose it transparently because we add a tiny pinch to lift the spice blend. If you're avoiding it, no judgment — try Texas BBQ or El Paso, both MSG free. What's NOT in this bag: ❌ No sugar, no corn syrup, no maltodextrin ❌ No natural flavoring (which is a polite way of saying "lab juice") ❌ No artificial flavoring ❌ No rice flour, no fillers, no thickeners ❌ No water pumped in to fake the weight ❌ No beef collagen casing (alpha gal and Hindu friends, you're welcome here) ❌ No bullshit 🐔 How We Actually Make It Whole muscle chicken thigh and breast. Ground. Folded into our scratch built shawarma style rub. Formed into strips by our patent pending Jerky Robot. Slow dehydrated at our USDA inspected facility. No reformed mystery meat. No collagen casing. No mass market shortcuts. No "less than 2% of the following" loophole. This is what real chicken jerky is supposed to taste like. The rest of the aisle has been pretending. ✨ Why It Hits Different ✅ 34g of complete protein per bag. The highest protein density in the chicken snack aisle. We checked. Twice. ✅ Real spice route, not a pita chip. Turmeric, cumin, coriander, paprika, garlic. Mediterranean done with respect. ✅ Whole muscle chicken, ground and formed. Not slurry. Not casing. Not "chicken with added water." Real meat, treated with respect. ✅ Zero heat, savory depth. The umami is doing the work, not capsaicin. Hand this to anyone, no warning label required. ✅ Carry it anywhere. Gym bag, road trip, late dinner at the beach, the desk drawer you don't tell HR about. ⚠️ The Label Stuff Contains MSG. Produced on shared equipment with milk, eggs, tree nuts, peanuts, wheat, sesame, and soy. Storage: Shelf stable. No refrigeration needed before opening. Refrigerate after. Old Jaffa is for the savory crowd. The umami lovers. The slow eaters. If you've ever stood over a shawarma spit, dipped warm pita into tahini at midnight, or argued about which Tel Aviv hummus place is best, this is your bag. Three thousand years of spice trade, compressed into a strip you can keep in your jacket pocket.

Mediterranean Fling Chicken Jerky (2.5 oz) Quick romance. Slow burn. Most "Mediterranean" snacks are oregano and a label sticker that says HEALTHY. This one took a different vacation. Mediterranean Fling is our harissa style chicken jerky. North African heat that builds. Smoky paprika, earthy cumin, bright coriander, cayenne, chili flakes, and a quiet whisper of cinnamon that makes it weirdly addictive. Bay leaf in the back for grown up depth. The Mediterranean's answer to hot sauce. This isn't Mediterranean flavored. This is the spice cabinet in Tunis. 🌶️ The Flavor Smoky paprika and cumin lead. Coriander and garlic open up. Then cayenne and chili flakes show up and start a slow rolling warmth that builds over a few bites. Cinnamon and bay leaf round the back end so it isn't just heat, it's a story. Picture a souk at dusk, charcoal grills going down the alley, somebody arguing about the right ratio of cumin to coriander. Now picture carrying that in your gym bag. Heat Level: 🌶️ One Chili. A real, building warmth. Not Nashville hot, not Tokyo hot, but actual heat. If you want it cranked, try Nashville Hot (two chilis) or Ghost Of Tokyo (three chilis, do not say we didn't warn you). If you want it gentler, try Old Jaffa. 💪 Macros That Actually Stack Up Per Serving (1 oz) Per Bag (2.5 oz) Calories 80 200 Protein 13g 34g Total Fat 2.5g 6g Total Carbs 1g 3g Total Sugars 0g 0g Sodium 630mg 1,590mg 34g of protein. 200 calories. Zero sugar. Zero water added. Keto, paleo, carnivore, low carb. All check. And your "Mediterranean diet" granola bar with 22 ingredients is suddenly very, very nervous. 🧂 The Whole Ingredient List 12 ingredients. All of them food. Chicken Thighs, Chicken Breasts, Salt, Cumin, Coriander, Paprika, Garlic, Cinnamon, Cayenne Pepper, Chili Flakes, Bay Leaf, Curing Salt (Salt, Sodium Nitrite [6.25%]). Read it again. Notice what's missing. What's NOT in this bag: ❌ No sugar, no corn syrup, no maltodextrin ❌ No MSG ❌ No natural flavoring (which is a polite way of saying "lab juice") ❌ No artificial flavoring ❌ No rice flour, no fillers, no thickeners ❌ No water pumped in to fake the weight ❌ No beef collagen casing (alpha gal and Hindu friends, you're welcome here) ❌ No bullshit 🐔 How We Actually Make It Whole muscle chicken thigh and breast. Ground. Folded into our scratch built harissa style rub. Formed into strips by our patent pending Jerky Robot. Slow dehydrated at our USDA inspected facility. No reformed mystery meat. No collagen casing. No mass market shortcuts. No "less than 2% of the following" loophole. This is what real chicken jerky is supposed to taste like. The rest of the aisle has been pretending. ✨ Why It Hits Different ✅ 34g of complete protein per bag. The highest protein density in the chicken snack aisle. We checked. Twice. ✅ Heat that builds. Cayenne and chili flakes layered over cumin and coriander. Slow burn, not throat burn. ✅ Cinnamon and bay leaf in the back. The trick most "spicy" snacks miss. It's not just heat, it's depth. ✅ Whole muscle chicken, ground and formed. Not slurry. Not casing. Not "chicken with added water." Real meat, treated with respect. ✅ Carry it anywhere. Gym bag, beach day, late dinner, the desk drawer you don't tell HR about. ⚠️ The Label Stuff Produced on shared equipment with milk, eggs, tree nuts, peanuts, wheat, sesame, and soy. Storage: Shelf stable. No refrigeration needed before opening. Refrigerate after. Mediterranean Fling is the slow burn flavor for people who actually like flavor. If you've ever ordered harissa on everything, snuck cayenne into the family chili, or argued that cinnamon belongs in savory dishes, this is your bag. One chili of real heat, layered over a thousand years of North African spice work. The vacation you keep coming back to.

El Paso Chicken Jerky (2.5 oz) Sizzle in a bag. Most "fajita" snacks are a sad dust of cumin and a label sticker that says SOUTHWEST. This one came from the skillet. El Paso is our take on cast iron fajita night. Real chili peppers. Cumin and coriander. Garlic, onion, paprika. Mexican oregano, thyme, rosemary, and a hit of mustard and black pepper. Bright, smoky, layered. The flavor of grilled meat sliding off the skillet at a roadside taqueria. This isn't southwest flavored. This is the skillet. 🌵 The Flavor Cumin and chili lead with deep, smoky warmth. Charred onion and garlic do the heavy lifting. Mexican oregano, parsley, and rosemary lift the back end. A whisper of mustard and coriander rounds it out. Picture sizzling chicken on cast iron, lime wedge on the rim, charcoal smoke drifting across the patio. Now picture carrying that in your pocket. Heat Level: No Heat. Pure flavor. "El Paso" sounds spicy. It isn't. The chili here is about flavor, not burn. If you want it loud, try Nashville Hot or Ghost Of Tokyo. We won't tell anyone. 💪 Macros That Actually Stack Up Per Serving (1 oz) Per Bag (2.5 oz) Calories 80 210 Protein 13g 34g Total Fat 2.5g 6g Total Carbs 1g 3g Total Sugars 0g 0g Sodium 630mg 1,590mg 34g of protein. 210 calories. Zero sugar. Zero water added. Keto, paleo, carnivore, low carb. All check. And your "protein" chip bag with 28 ingredients is suddenly very, very nervous. 🧂 The Whole Ingredient List 15 ingredients. All of them food. Chicken Thighs, Chicken Breasts, Salt, Cumin, Chili Peppers, Garlic, Paprika, Onion, Oregano, Coriander, Mustard, Black Pepper, Parsley, Rosemary, Curing Salt (Salt, Sodium Nitrite [6.25%]). Read it again. Notice what's missing. What's NOT in this bag: ❌ No sugar, no corn syrup, no maltodextrin ❌ No natural flavoring (which is a polite way of saying "lab juice") ❌ No artificial flavoring ❌ No "fajita seasoning packet" mystery dust ❌ No rice flour, no fillers, no thickeners ❌ No water pumped in to fake the weight ❌ No beef collagen casing (alpha gal and Hindu friends, you're welcome here) ❌ No bullshit 🐔 How We Actually Make It Whole muscle chicken thigh and breast. Ground. Folded into our scratch built fajita rub. Formed into strips by our patent pending Jerky Robot. Slow dehydrated at our USDA inspected facility. No reformed mystery meat. No collagen casing. No mass market shortcuts. No "less than 2% of the following" loophole. This is what real chicken jerky is supposed to taste like. The rest of the aisle has been pretending. ✨ Why It Hits Different ✅ 34g of complete protein per bag. The highest protein density in the chicken snack aisle. We checked. Twice. ✅ Real spice rack, not a seasoning packet. Fifteen ingredients including parsley and rosemary. Most "fajita" snacks have five and one of them is sugar. ✅ Whole muscle chicken, ground and formed. Not slurry. Not casing. Not "chicken with added water." Real meat, treated with respect. ✅ Zero heat, full flavor. Pleasingly bold for everyone at the table, no warning label required. ✅ Carry it anywhere. Gym bag, road trip, taco Tuesday, the desk drawer you don't tell HR about. ⚠️ The Label Stuff Produced on shared equipment with milk, eggs, tree nuts, peanuts, wheat, sesame, and soy. Storage: Shelf stable. No refrigeration needed before opening. Refrigerate after. El Paso isn't trying to burn you. It's trying to feed you. If you grew up on iron skillet fajitas, charcoal smoke, and lime wedges, this is your bag. Real chile. Real smoke. Real meat. The other guys are still adding water.

Nashville Hot Chicken Jerky (2.5 oz) The bird had it coming. Most "Nashville hot" snacks are cayenne dust and a label promise. A puff of fake heat that taps out in three seconds and leaves your mouth confused. This one stays with you. Nashville Hot is our love letter to the Music City fryer line. Real chili peppers, smoky paprika, garlic, onion, mustard, thyme, oregano, and a slow rolling black pepper finish. The flavor of crispy hot chicken pulled out of the fryer at Hattie B's, compressed into a strip you can carry to work. This isn't Nashville flavored. This is the spice on the bird. 🔥 The Flavor Chili leads. Smoky paprika opens up. Garlic and onion settle in. Then mustard, thyme, and oregano show up to argue, in the best way, while black pepper hangs out in the back like the bouncer. The slow build is the point. You take one bite. Then another. Then you realize your forehead is warm and your hand is already in the bag. Heat Level: 🌶️🌶️ Two Chilis. A real, slow-building burn. If you usually order medium, you're fine here. If you want it cranked, try Ghost Of Tokyo (three chilis, do not say we didn't warn you). If you want it gentler, try Mediterranean Fling (one chili). 💪 Macros That Actually Stack Up Per Serving (1 oz) Per Bag (2.5 oz) Calories 80 200 Protein 13g 34g Total Fat 2.5g 6g Total Carbs 1g 3g Total Sugars 0g 0g Sodium 630mg 1,590mg 34g of protein. 200 calories. Zero sugar. Zero water added. Keto, paleo, carnivore, low carb. All check. And the "spicy" protein chip bag in the gas station is suddenly very, very nervous. 🧂 The Whole Ingredient List 13 ingredients. All of them food. Chicken Thighs, Chicken Breasts, Salt, Chili Peppers, Paprika, Garlic, Onion, Black Pepper, Mustard, Thyme, Coriander, Oregano, Curing Salt (Salt, Sodium Nitrite [6.25%]). Read it again. Notice what's missing. What's NOT in this bag: ❌ No sugar, no corn syrup, no maltodextrin (most hot chicken sauces are half sugar) ❌ No MSG ❌ No natural flavoring (which is a polite way of saying "lab juice") ❌ No artificial flavoring ❌ No rice flour, no fillers, no thickeners ❌ No water pumped in to fake the weight ❌ No beef collagen casing (alpha gal and Hindu friends, you're welcome here) ❌ No bullshit 🐔 How We Actually Make It Whole muscle chicken thigh and breast. Ground. Folded into our scratch built Nashville hot rub. Formed into strips by our patent pending Jerky Robot. Slow dehydrated at our USDA inspected facility. No reformed mystery meat. No collagen casing. No mass market shortcuts. No "less than 2% of the following" loophole. This is what real Nashville hot is supposed to taste like. The rest of the aisle has been pretending. ✨ Why It Hits Different ✅ 34g of complete protein per bag. The highest protein density in the chicken snack aisle. We checked. Twice. ✅ Heat that builds, not heat that punches. Real chili plus paprika plus black pepper. The slow burn that hot chicken legends are built on. ✅ Zero sugar. Real Nashville hot has sugar in the sauce. We dropped it. The heat carries itself. ✅ Whole muscle chicken, ground and formed. Not slurry. Not casing. Not "chicken with added water." Real meat, treated with respect. ✅ Carry it anywhere. Gym bag, road trip, post-workout, the desk drawer you don't tell HR about. ⚠️ The Label Stuff Produced on shared equipment with milk, eggs, tree nuts, peanuts, wheat, sesame, and soy. Storage: Shelf stable. No refrigeration needed before opening. Refrigerate after. Nashville Hot is the SKU you keep buying once you stop being polite. If you've ever stood in line at Prince's, ordered a fried chicken sandwich with extra hot, or argued that medium is for cowards, this is your bag. Two chilis of real heat. Zero sugar. Zero apologies.

Ghost Of Tokyo Chicken Jerky (2.5 oz) Not for the faint of tongue. Most "spicy" jerky is a marketing lie. A dust of cayenne, a label sticker that says BOLD, and a flavor that taps out at "warm." This one doesn't tap out. Ghost Of Tokyo is our Japanese-inspired togarashi chicken jerky. Chili forward. Citrus bright. Sesame toasted. Engineered to make your tongue ask questions and your hand keep reaching into the bag. This isn't background flavor. This is the SKU. 🌶️ The Flavor Authentic togarashi: bright chili, a sharp pop of orange peel, the woody warmth of peppercorns, toasted sesame, poppy seed crunch, and the nutty depth you only get from real Japanese spice. Picture yakitori smoke drifting out of a Tokyo back alley at 11pm. Now picture carrying it in your gym bag. Heat Level: 🌶️🌶️🌶️ (Extra Spicy) If you usually order mild, do yourself a favor and pick a different flavor. We won't be offended. Try Old Jaffa or El Paso instead. We won't tell anyone. 💪 Macros That Actually Stack Up Per Serving (1 oz) Per Bag (2.5 oz) Calories 80 200 Protein 13g 33g Total Fat 2.5g 6g Total Carbs 0g 1g Total Sugars 0g 0g Sodium 630mg 1,590mg 33g of protein. 200 calories. Zero sugar. Zero water added. Keto, paleo, carnivore, low carb. All check. And your protein bar with 25 ingredients is suddenly very, very nervous. 🧂 The Whole Ingredient List 12 ingredients. All of them food. Chicken Thighs, Chicken Breasts, Salt, Chili Peppers, Sesame Seeds, Paprika, Orange Peel, Peppercorns, Poppy Seeds, White Pepper, Garlic, Curing Salt (Salt, Sodium Nitrite [6.25%]). Read it again. Notice what's missing. What's NOT in this bag: ❌ No natural flavoring (which is a polite way of saying "lab juice") ❌ No artificial flavoring ❌ No rice flour, no fillers, no thickeners ❌ No water pumped in to fake the weight ❌ No cultured celery powder pretending to be "uncured" ❌ No beef collagen casing (which means our alpha gal and Hindu friends are welcome here) ❌ No bullshit 🐔 How We Actually Make It Whole muscle chicken thigh and breast. Ground. Blended with our proprietary togarashi mix. Formed into strips by our patent pending Jerky Robot. Slow dehydrated at our USDA inspected facility. No reformed mystery meat. No collagen casing. No mass market shortcuts. No "less than 2% of the following" loophole. This is what real chicken jerky is supposed to taste like. The rest of the aisle has been pretending. ✨ Why It Hits Different ✅ 33g of complete protein per bag. The highest protein density in the chicken snack aisle. We checked. Twice. ✅ Heat that BUILDS. Not the cheap cayenne front burn. A real layered togarashi profile that unfolds bite by bite. ✅ Citrus forward. Orange peel cuts through the heat in a way American spice blends can't touch. ✅ Whole muscle chicken, ground and formed. Not slurry. Not casing. Not "chicken with added water." Real meat, treated with respect. ✅ Carry it anywhere. Gym bag, ramen night, road trip, late night kitchen raid, the desk drawer you don't tell HR about. ⚠️ The Label Stuff Contains sesame. Produced on shared equipment with milk, eggs, tree nuts, peanuts, wheat, and soy. Storage: Shelf stable. No refrigeration needed before opening. Refrigerate after. Ghost Of Tokyo isn't for everyone. That's the entire point. If you want comfort food in a bag, we make other flavors. If you want chicken jerky that makes you stop, pay attention, and ask whether everything else you've ever eaten has been lying to you. This one's it.

Texas BBQ Chicken Jerky (2.5 oz) Backyard cookout. Now in your pocket. Most "BBQ" jerky is brown sugar with a lie on the label. Pumped with corn syrup, dyed with caramel color, dusted with smoke flavor that has never met a pit. This one was raised differently. Texas BBQ is what happens when you take a real low-and-slow rub, build it from scratch, and put it on whole muscle chicken instead of mystery meat. Smoky paprika. Real tomato powder. Mustard tang. Garlic, onion, black pepper, coriander. The exact rub your uncle has been guarding since 2003. This isn't BBQ flavored. This is BBQ. 🔥 The Flavor Smoky paprika up front. Real tomato powder and a hit of mustard tang in the middle. Garlic, onion, and a slow-rolling pepper finish. Imagine a brisket bark crushed into a strip you can carry in a glove compartment. Lone Star sunset. Charcoal grill. The kind of meat that makes you stop talking mid sentence. Heat Level: No Heat. Pure flavor. This one plays nice with everyone at the cookout, kids included. If you want it loud, try Nashville Hot or Ghost Of Tokyo. We'll be over here with a cold drink. 💪 Macros That Actually Stack Up Per Serving (1 oz) Per Bag (2.5 oz) Calories 80 200 Protein 13g 34g Total Fat 2g 6g Total Carbs 1g 3g Total Sugars 0g 0g Sodium 630mg 1,600mg 34g of protein. 200 calories. Zero sugar. Zero water added. Yes, you read that right. Zero sugar BBQ. We built the flavor from real tomato, mustard, and smoke, not from a syrup. Keto, paleo, carnivore, low carb. All check. And your "BBQ" chip bag with 28 ingredients is suddenly very, very nervous. 🧂 The Whole Ingredient List 12 ingredients. All of them food. Chicken Thighs, Chicken Breasts, Salt, Garlic, Onion, Paprika, Tomato, Coriander, Mustard, Black Pepper, Celery Seed, Curing Salt (Salt, Sodium Nitrite [6.25%]). Read it again. Notice what's missing. What's NOT in this bag: ❌ No sugar, no corn syrup, no molasses, no maltodextrin ❌ No caramel color pretending to be smoke ring ❌ No liquid smoke shortcut (we use real paprika and real low slow drying) ❌ No natural flavoring (which is a polite way of saying "lab juice") ❌ No rice flour, no fillers, no thickeners ❌ No water pumped in to fake the weight ❌ No beef collagen casing (alpha gal and Hindu friends, you're welcome here) ❌ No bullshit 🐔 How We Actually Make It Whole muscle chicken thigh and breast. Ground. Folded into our scratch built Texas rub. Formed into strips by our patent pending Jerky Robot. Slow dehydrated at our USDA inspected facility. No reformed mystery meat. No collagen casing. No mass market shortcuts. No "less than 2% of the following" loophole. This is what real BBQ jerky is supposed to taste like. The rest of the aisle has been pretending. ✨ Why It Hits Different ✅ 34g of complete protein per bag. The highest protein density in the chicken snack aisle. We checked. Twice. ✅ Zero sugar BBQ. Built from real tomato and mustard. The bark on a brisket, not the goop on a rib. ✅ Whole muscle chicken, ground and formed. Not slurry. Not casing. Not "chicken with added water." Real meat, treated with respect. ✅ Crowd safe. No heat, no sugar, no allergen drama. Hand this bag to your kid, your uncle, your CrossFit coach, your gluten free coworker. Everybody eats. ✅ Carry it anywhere. Tailgate, road trip, gym bag, hunting blind, the desk drawer you don't tell HR about. ⚠️ The Label Stuff Produced on shared equipment with milk, eggs, tree nuts, peanuts, wheat, sesame, and soy. Storage: Shelf stable. No refrigeration needed before opening. Refrigerate after. Texas BBQ is the SKU your uncle didn't see coming. If you grew up on backyard ribs and the smell of charcoal smoke at sundown, this is your bag. If you want chicken jerky that finally tastes like Texas instead of corn syrup with a sticker, this is it.